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Decode Jokes

help decode this joke please.

I asked Alexa to tell me a joke. And she replied-

"Once I tried to chop a carrot with a dull knife. But, no diced."

I have been trying to find the hidden humor in this joke but I can't. Feeling desperate now. Please help. Lol.

What do you call a bike with a codebreaking dog on it, holding a gun?

A fetch-decode-execute cycle.

if you're a student with political ambitions, think carefully about what you put on your yearbook page

I don't mean to keep it clean; I mean think carefully about how you can troll a bunch of Congressmen who will be trying to decode it in 2048.

Three kids were talking

And one of them said "if you say to an adult that you know all of the truth they will give you a present" some time after that they all go home

When little Johnny arrives at home he decides to test it so he goes to his dad and says "daddy, i know all of the truth" his dad panics a little and...
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