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HR pulled me into the office today for a disciplinary.

"We need to talk to you about your inappropriate sexual remarks made to Sarah."

"Why, what level of inappropriateness did she say I done?"

"Harass..."

"Yes, it is cute and I would eat my dinner off it. But what level of inappropriateness did she say I done?"

They say "Dress for the job you want, not the job you have".

So now I'm sat in HR waiting for a disciplinary meeting. In a Batman costume.

Got sacked from my job as a zoo keeper.

But as I said in my disciplinary

"all the signs say DON'T feed the animals"

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