HR pulled me into the office today for a disciplinary.
"We need to talk to you about your inappropriate sexual remarks made to Sarah."
"Why, what level of inappropriateness did she say I done?"
"Yes, it is cute and I would eat my dinner off it. But what level of inappropriateness did she say I done?"
They say "Dress for the job you want, not the job you have".
So now I'm sat in HR waiting for a disciplinary meeting. In a Batman costume.
Got sacked from my job as a zoo keeper.
But as I said in my disciplinary
"all the signs say DON'T feed the animals"
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