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Fifa Jokes

A man takes his seat at a FIFA World Cup Final

He looks to his left & notices that there is a spare seat betwen himself & the next guy.

MAN: "who would ever miss the FIFA world cup final?"

GUY: "that was my wife's seat. We have been to the last five world cup finals together, but sadly she passed away."

MAN: "oh... t...

What do the English do immediately after winning the FIFA World Cup?

Turn off the Playstation.

What did Qatar get after spending billions of dollars to stop LGBTQ+ actions in FIFA 2022?

Half naked Argentinian Men Hugging and kissing each other in the end.

What do database engineers, carpenters, and FIFA have in common?

They all fix tables.

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The EA leak showed that the FIFA source code is like sex with your SO

Different wrapper, same package

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In Qatar when there’s a rainbow they just close their eyes

*Canada's first Professional Soccer team has made it to FIFA*

That's to bad eh, their parents couldn't afford hockey equipment growing up.

New features in FIFA 19

There is a chance that a game is delayed by 15 minutes due to hooligans with flares in the stadium.

Why did FIFA have surgery?

They had to remove their Blatter.

Why do creationists prefer FIFA to PES?

Because PES is Pro Evolution Soccer.

Reforming FIFA analogy-1

Reforming FIFA by Sep Blatter is like reforming Tax for wealthy people by Donald Trump

What's the difference between the 2018 Fifa World Cup and 21 Savage?

Only one came home.

What has shadier inner workings, Reddit or FIFA?

Still waiting to hear back from an admin.

FIFA World Cup 2018

A frenchman alks down the street, where he bumps into an Englishman

The Frenchman asks: How are you, what are you up to?"

Englishman: " Ah, nothing much, playing the Croatians in the World Cup tomorrow!"

Frenchman: "What a coincidence...?! We're playing them on Sunday!"

FIFA just got caught taking bribes for the 2010 World Cup.

What a kick in the balls.

The memory on my phone is FIFA'ed

Sorry.....Corrupt.

Most people are blaming FIFA for awarding Qatar the 2022 World Cup because of the Extreme Heat.

Well I am not worried about it because of the fans.

How many FIFA officials does it take to change a light bulb?

**None**. They operate in the **dark**.

Did you hear the French rioted in the streets after losing the World Cup?

When is society going to come to terms with the fact that these anti-FIFA activists are bad for civil society?

What would an English football fan do if England won the World Cup?

Stop playing FIFA and go to bed.

What do you call a left wing hater of EA Sports?

Anti-FIFA

Where is the most extravagant brothel in Switzerland, with the most expensive hookers?

The FIFA headquarters.

Son: Dad, why is my sister’s name Rose?

Me: Because your mom loves roses.

Son: What about me?

Me: It's a long story, FIFA World Cupâ„¢ Russia 2018.

Right now there are more Hawaiians on reddit than ever before.

And playing Fifa Mobile.

And all the other toilet life hacks.

Upon England's exit from the Euros...

Talks are beginning to emerge for a referendum from FIFA and starting their own international football governing body, in which they will be the only nation invited and will always win no matter what.

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