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A man takes his seat at a FIFA World Cup Final

He looks to his left & notices that there is a spare seat betwen himself & the next guy.

MAN: "who would ever miss the FIFA world cup final?"

GUY: "that was my wife's seat. We have been to the last five world cup finals together, but sadly she passed away."

MAN: "oh... t...

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The EA leak showed that the FIFA source code is like sex with your SO

Different wrapper, same package

What do database engineers, carpenters, and FIFA have in common?

They all fix tables.

What's the difference between the Tham Luang cave boys and the FIFA World Cup?

The boys are coming home.

*Canada's first Professional Soccer team has made it to FIFA*

That's to bad eh, their parents couldn't afford hockey equipment growing up.

What has shadier inner workings, Reddit or FIFA?

Still waiting to hear back from an admin.

Most people are blaming FIFA for awarding Qatar the 2022 World Cup because of the Extreme Heat.

Well I am not worried about it because of the fans.

New features in FIFA 19

There is a chance that a game is delayed by 15 minutes due to hooligans with flares in the stadium.

What would an English football fan do if England won the World Cup?

Stop playing FIFA and go to bed.

FIFA World Cup 2018

A frenchman alks down the street, where he bumps into an Englishman

The Frenchman asks: How are you, what are you up to?"

Englishman: " Ah, nothing much, playing the Croatians in the World Cup tomorrow!"

Frenchman: "What a coincidence...?! We're playing them on Sunday!"

It's the FIFA world cup finals

It's the FIFA world cup finals, and a man makes his way to his seat right next to the pitch.

He sits down, noticing that the seat next to him is empty. He leans over to his neighbour and asks him if someone will be sitting there.

'No', says the neighbour. 'The seat is empty.'


Why do creationists prefer FIFA to PES?

Because PES is Pro Evolution Soccer.

Why did FIFA have surgery?

They had to remove their Blatter.

How many FIFA officials does it take to change a light bulb?

**None**. They operate in the **dark**.

FIFA just got caught taking bribes for the 2010 World Cup.

What a kick in the balls.

Reforming FIFA analogy-1

Reforming FIFA by Sep Blatter is like reforming Tax for wealthy people by Donald Trump

The 209 members of fifa voted on the presidency yesterday

sepp blatter won in a landslide victory with 8000 votes

The memory on my phone is FIFA'ed


What do you call a left wing hater of EA Sports?


Son: Dad, why is my sister’s name Rose?

Me: Because your mom loves roses.

Son: What about me?

Me: It's a long story, FIFA World Cup™ Russia 2018.

Where is the most extravagant brothel in Switzerland, with the most expensive hookers?

The FIFA headquarters.

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