[NsFw] What was Lorena Bobbitt's favorite form of mischief?
Ding dong ditch.
Hey, wanna hear a knock knock joke?
Knock knock?
Who's there?
[No answer]
It was a ding dong ditch.
What do you call a woman who ghosts after a one-night stand?
A ding dong ditcher
I went as John Cena for Halloween last year
But everyone kept slamming the door on my face saying "damn ding dong ditchers"!
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