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Ding Dong Ditch Jokes

Hey, wanna hear a knock knock joke?

Knock knock?

Who's there?

[No answer]








It was a ding dong ditch.

What do you call a woman who ghosts after a one-night stand?

A ding dong ditcher

I went as John Cena for Halloween last year

But everyone kept slamming the door on my face saying "damn ding dong ditchers"!
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