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[NsFw] What was Lorena Bobbitt's favorite form of mischief?

Ding dong ditch.

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Hey, wanna hear a knock knock joke?

Knock knock?

Who's there?

[No answer]








It was a ding dong ditch.

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What do you call a woman who ghosts after a one-night stand?

A ding dong ditcher

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I went as John Cena for Halloween last year

But everyone kept slamming the door on my face saying "damn ding dong ditchers"!

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