What do you get if you pour hot water down a rabbit hole?

Hot Cross Bunnies!

What's it called when you water down your shampoo to get that last little bit out of the bottom?

Shampee.

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How to give your cat a pill

1) Pick cat up and cradle it in the crook of your left arm as if holding a baby. Position right forefinger and thumb on either side of cat's mouth and gently apply pressure to cheeks while holding pill in right hand. As cat opens mouth, pop pill into mouth. Allow cat to close mouth and swallow.
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2 chemists walk into a bar.

One asks for H2O, and the other one asks for some water. The bartender passes two glasses of water down the bar.

"Why did you have to say water like that?" asks the second chemist. The other one is sad that his assassination plan did not work.

5 Jokes about Boiling Water

1. Perhaps I shouldn't joke on here about boiling water, it might be too steamy.
2. RIP Boiling Water. You will be mist.
3. How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.
4. What do you get when your pour boiling water down a rabbit hole? Hot cross bunnies
5. One cannibal says ...

YO momma so nasty...

She pours salt water down her pants to keep the crabs fresh.

Wonder what makes pepsi taste like it does?

They just water down some coke.

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