Exactly 22 years ago Princess Diana was on the radio...
...She was also on the windshield, dashboard, and glovebox.
Why did princess Diana cross the road?
Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt.
What Pink Floyd's and Princess Diana's last bit hit?
I was just in the queue at Tesco when Diana Ross tried to push in.
I said “You can't hurry love, you'll just have to wait...”
How do we know Princess Diana had dandruff?
We found her head and shoulders in the glove compartment
There is a conspiracy theory that claims Princess Diana was on the radio after her reported death.
I'd like to confirm this was completely true, she WAS on the radio, and the dashboard, the steering wheel, the back of the seats and the windscreen.
Did you hear that Diana had to give up her lifelong dream of being a paleontologist because she developed a bad back from all the bending over to study bones?
Yeah, Diana sore.
What the difference between Tiger Woods and Princess Diana?
Tiger Woods had a better driver.
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I was having sex with my girlfriend, Diana, when my roommate Jones entered the room
"I'm indiana jones! Get out!"
On and On
Mr. Johnson told Mary his secretary that he was going on a business trip to Chicago the following day and he wanted her to come with him. They'd be staying there for 2 days.
As soon as she got home, she told her husband Bob about this. "Honey, my boss asked me to go on a business trip to...
"Diana!" I said greeting my mother-in-law as she walked through the door...
She said, "My name's Anna."
I said, "Yeah, I know."
Re-examining the legacy of Princess Diana
Researchers have concluded that compared to other royals her legacy was head and shoulders apart
At least, that's how they found her on the dashboard.
I added princess Diana as a profile on my Xbox
But unfortunately she's only on the dashboard
Princess Diana was all over the radio the night she died,
And on the dashboard, the seats and the steering wheel...
The marriage of Charles and Diana was doomed from their wedding night....
...that's when Diana discovered that not all rulers are 12" long.
What do Princess Diana and Champagne have in common?
Both come from France in a wooden box.
What would Princess Diana be doing if she was alive today?
Shouting "Get me out of this coffin!"
A new conspiracy theory states Priness Diana was actually on the radio shortly after the supposed accident that killed her.
And the windshield, and the dashboard...
^^^^I ^^^^made ^^^^myself ^^^^sad
If Tiger Wood and Princess Diana played a round of golf who would win?
Tiger Woods! because he has a better driver!
I'll be in hell if you need me.
I was surprised to learn what Princess Diana died from.
It was car-pole-tunnel syndrome.
What was Princess Diana's favorite thing about the Xbox 360?
Why didn't princess Diana carry any cash?
Who would like their purse to be full with pictures of their mother-in-law?
Watching a film about Princess Diana..
And Diana says "if we are lucky we will grow old" and my sister turns around and says bluntly and without a hint of a smile, "you won't"
Why Did The Queen Wear Black Gloves To Princess Diana's Funeral?
The white ones were covered in brake fluid.
I just added Princess Diana to my xbox friends list.
I don't think she has any games though, all she does is spend all day on the dashboard...
Did you know that Princess Diana was on her cell phone when she died?
She was also on the dashboard, the windscreen, the roadside...
Princess Diana goes to heaven...
Princess Diana goes to heaven and meets St. Peter. He says to her: Here in heaven we are all equal, so you need to take off the crown. She replies: This is not a crown, it's a rim
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Dolly Parton and Princess Diana are at the pearly gates of Heaven...
St Peter, standing guard, asks them to share their contributions with him. Dolly Parton lifts her shirt and shows him her boobs. Then Princess Diana takes a cup, pees in it, and hands it to St Peter. St Peter asks them to hold on for a moment and then walks away. When he returns, he lets Princess Di...
Why didn't Superman rescue Princess Diana?
Because he was in a wheelchair.