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What would Lady Diana do if she were still alive?

Scratch the lid of her casket.

What do Lady Diana and Pink Floyd have in common

Their last greatest hit was 'The Wall'.

I think this is a repost. Why did Lady Diana cross the road?

She wasn't wearing her seat belt.

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