What determines if an old person can stand in line to vote?
Depends.
How much toilet paper you have now determines your social status
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War doesn't determine who is right...
It only determines who is left.
A young woman, let's call her Emma...
... Loses her arms in a tragic bear accident. After healing, she decides to go get a job. The local church decides to find her some work she can do even without arms. She is hired as the new organ player.
Needless to say, her first day as an organ player goes poorly. She quits in shame. ...
A man climbed a mountain in search of the legendary Monk of the Moon, said to be the wisest man to ever live...
The man explored the mountainside until he found the monk's cave. "Oh, great Monk of the Moon, what is the meaning of life?"
The monk turned around and lowered his pants. A voice came from his rear end. "One day, your life will end. What you do with that knowledge determines your life's mea...
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