So a horse decided to gallop the deserts.

He galloped three days and reached a brothel. Asked the host for a meal and to wake him up in the morning with a bucket of water.

The morning came and the host had to wake him up. He didnt have much available water so he used white paint. He poured the white paint over the house and woke h...

What do you call a girl who was born in the desert

Sandy

The next generation

Obi-Wan Kenobi, while hiding on the deserts of Tatooine, happened to meet a charming lady in Mos Eisley. One thing let to another, and soon they were expecting a baby.

As the baby boy was born, the midwife asked Obi-Wan what would be the name of his son.

"Obi-Two Kenobi, naturally"

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