He wasn't a very good wizard, in fact he really only had one spell, he could cause things to swirl. At first this seemed like a rather useless power, until he stopped a thief by making the water in a small creek swirl into a whirlpool as the thief tried to wade across. Later, he foiled an evil kni...
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Sven and Ole
Sven is sitting on his porch one day, enjoying the morning Norwegian frosted air, when he sees his neighbor Ole coming down the road.
Ole has his hands lightly cupped together as if he's holding a delicate insect from escaping.
Sven pipes up and hollars "G'mornin Ole! what's that ya go...