I've heard that students in Death Valley get terrible grades.

They never get above C level.

If you go through a toll in Death Valley...

Can it be called a death toll?

To abandon an ice cream sundae in Death Valley is to

Desert your dessert in a desert.

A vulture arrives at the airport check-in. He's carrying a dead rabbit under one wing.

"Return ticket to Death Valley please."
"Pleasure trip?"
"Yup, sort of a u-pick kind of thing."
"LOL, very good! Ok, here you go. Are you checking the rabbit?"
"No, this is carrion."

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