Why was the alcoholic mathematician arrested by the police?
Drinking and deriving
A mathematician was arrested while driving...
The cops nabbed for drinking and deriving
Credit /u/tildenpark
Got pulled over while doing calculus in my car last night
Cop said I was deriving over the limit.
My maths professor got fired last week...
he was caught deriving under the influence.
Why did the calculus teacher lose his license.
Drinking and deriving
A Calculus student is stuck in traffic...
After waiting 20 minutes with little movement, he decides to catch up on his homework. 5 Minutes in, he feels thirsty and realizes he has an unopened bottle of Coke in his backpack. He takes it out and opens it. However, as soon as he takes his first sip, a nearby police car start flashing it's ligh...
A calculus professor enters a bar, and is arrested an hour later...
Apparently he was drinking and deriving
A group of people were hospitalised after a calculus midterm.
The cops said they were drinking and deriving.
Why did the mathematician quit his job and join NASCAR?
They told him he was good at deriving
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