Why was the alcoholic mathematician arrested by the police?

Drinking and deriving

A mathematician was arrested while driving...

The cops nabbed for drinking and deriving

Credit /u/tildenpark

A Calculus student is stuck in traffic...

After waiting 20 minutes with little movement, he decides to catch up on his homework. 5 Minutes in, he feels thirsty and realizes he has an unopened bottle of Coke in his backpack. He takes it out and opens it. However, as soon as he takes his first sip, a nearby police car start flashing it's ligh...

My maths professor got fired last week...

he was caught deriving under the influence.

Why did the calculus teacher lose his license.

Drinking and deriving

Got pulled over while doing calculus in my car last night

Cop said I was deriving over the limit.

A calculus professor enters a bar, and is arrested an hour later...

Apparently he was drinking and deriving

A group of people were hospitalised after a calculus midterm.

The cops said they were drinking and deriving.

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