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My best friend and I have a lot in common, but not everything

For example,

He and his wife never fight, but I fight with my wife all the time.

He and his wife talk over dinner, but I never talk to my wife.

He and his wife never have sex, but I have sex with his wife all the time.

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Three horses are arguing in a stable

Each one is convinced they are a better racer than the other two. Thus, the three bicker and brag and talk over one another.

"Now see here, see here!" Says the first horse. "I have been racing for four years, and every summer of those ten years I have come in first every race I ran!"

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One day, I went to a cafe.

The cafe was full with couples, no seat available for me. But, I was determined to get a seat there. What did I do?

I took my mobile and made a fake call (actually no call at all) and start talking, "Hey dude! Do you have your girlfriend with you?"

I noticed that few of the girls were ...

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