Damn Girl Jokes - 55 Hilarious Damn Girl Jokes

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Damn girl are you a parked car?

Because I would have to be drunk as fuck to hit that

Damn girl, are you a piñata?

Because I'm going to need a blindfold to hit that

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Damn girl are you a reddit user?

Because you give me the same fucking shit, day after day!

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Damn girl are you a Rubik's cube?

Because fuck you, you stupid piece of shit.

Damn girl are you a smoke detector?

Because you're super annoying and won't shut up

Damn girl, are you a toaster?

Because a bath with you would send me to heaven.

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Damn girl are you a math book?

Because you have a lot of fucking problems I don't want to deal with.

Damn girl are you a piñata?

Because imma need a blindfold before I hit that

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Damn girl are you a newspaper?

Because there's a new issue with you every fucking day

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Damn girl are you an amusement park

Because I see six red flags

Damn girl, are you /r/jokes

Because you are getting old

Damn girl are you a windows update?

'Cause I'll do you later

Damn girl, you remind me of the Canadian wildfires….

..You take my breath away.

Damn girl, are you a hot car in July?

Cuz I wanna leave a baby in you.

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Damn girl are you a redditor?

Cause you just keep repeating the same shit

Damn girl, are you my appendix?

Because I don't understand what you do or how you function, but this feeling in my stomach makes me wanna take you out.

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Damn girl, are you the Terms and Conditions?

'Cause nobody gives a fuck what you sayin'

Damn girl, are you a haunted house?

Because I'm scared to come inside you.

Damn girl you must be a bank account

Because I have zero interest

Damn girl, are you today's date?

Because you are 10/10

damn girl are you chinese water torture

because this drip is driving me insane

Damn girl, are you a cigarette?

Cuz I don't want you unless I'm drunk and one of my friends is already having you.

Damn girl, are you Athlete’s Foot?

Because I just caught you in the shower with a bunch of other dudes

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Damn girl are you syria?

She: Umm No, why?

Me: Because you got a lot of fucking problems but i wanna get involved any way.

Damn girl, are you a parking lot?

'Cause I just wanna stick my Hot Rod into you

Damn Girl, you should sell hotdogs.

Cause you make my Weiner stand.

Damn girl, if you were a school...

I would shoot K*** inside you.

Damn girl are you a cop?

Cause I want you to sit on my face

Damn girl are you a Scientology Church?

Because after I come inside you I'm going to be thoroughly disappointed and end up paying large sums of money for the rest of my life just to leave.

Damn girl, is your name Christianity?

Cause I wanna spread you. Whatever means necessary.

Damn girl are you David Hasselhoff?

Because I wanna ride you like Spongebob and Patrick getting the crown to Bikini Bottom from Shell City to save the day and Mr. Krabs

Damn girl are you an apple product?

Because you’re expensive and useless

damn girl Are you a forestry major

Cause I wanna take a DBH measurement

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Damn Girl, are you a beaver....

Cuz damn.

Shit doesn’t work as well if I start with damn girl. How do I change the title?

Damn girl, Are you opposite over hypotenuse

because you make me want to sin

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Damn girl are you a Reddit user?

Cause when you post a title with a typo you can never fix that shit.

Damn girl, are you a pickup truck?

Cuz I can't wait to put a load in you then dump you.

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Damn girl are you playboy magazine?

Cause holy fuck you have a pile of issues

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Damn girl are you a pink Himalayan salt lamp?

Cuz this clearly isn’t working and I still feel like shit when I’m around you.

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Damn girl. Are you Apple’s terms and conditions?

Because I don’t give a fuck what you’ve got to say

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Damn girl are you the cookie clicker app?

Because you're fucking stupid and I don't understand why you exist.

Damn girl, are you a road work zone?

'Cause you are double-fine.

Damn girl are you john wayne gacy’s floorboards?

Cause I wanna put some kids inside you

Damn girl are you from Egypt?

Because A'frican love you.

Damn girl, are you Hilary Clinton's email server?

Damn girl, are you Hilary Clinton's email server?
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Because your incredibly insecure
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Damn girl, are you the wife of a convict serving a long term in a federal penitentiary?

Because you left before I even finished my sentence

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Damn girl are you the green fish from Spongebob season 2, episode 20: Sandy, Spongebob, and the Worm, at exactly 21:52?

Because I'm gonna eat that ass.

Damn girl, you're like the first slice in a loaf of bread

Everyone touches you but nobody wants you.

Damn girl, are you a "damn girl" joke?

Because I want to see you everywhere for the first 5 minutes, then suddenly none of you.

Damn girl, are you John Cena?

Because i'll never see you coming.

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Damn girl, are you an ultrasound technician?

Because I'd like to know what sex we're having.

Damn girl are you a slide in the ghetto?

Because I seriously regret going down on you.

Damn girl, did you fall from heaven?

Because it looks like your face hit the ground first.

Damn girl, are you the brownie I just dropped on the floor?

because you're hairy but I still wanna eat you

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Damn girl are you a planet?

Because i can see Uranus through my binoculars at night.

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