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Chris Rock Jokes

Chris Rock was so lucky..

That all the other dudes banging Jada didn’t rush the stage

Good thing Chris rock didn’t make fun of hilaria baldwin.

Too soon?

Chris Rock deserves an Oscar

for acting.... like an adult.

What does Chris Rock have on his face right now?

Fresh prints!

Why is Chris Rock like a used anvil?

They both got hammered by a blacksmith.

What's the difference between Chris Rock and Will Smith?

Chris Rock can take a hit

Why did Will Smith slap Chris Rock?

His Wife's Boyfriend didnt think the joke was funny

Chris Rock's new comedy special just came out on Netflix

it slaps

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What Chris Rock should have said....

Well, now I know why you didn't win for Ali. You tennis dad bitch.

What did the police find after dusting Chris Rocks face after the show?

Fresh Prince

I never imagined Chris Rock getting slapped on national television…

But I guess if there’s a Will, there’s a way.

Now that Will Smith has apologised for slapping Chris Rock, his conscience is clean.

His wife on the other hand, is Mr Clean.

Why was Chris Rock surprised when Will Smith slapped him?

He thought one of Jada’s other boyfriends would have done it.

whats the difference between Chris Rock and Santa.

Santa stops at 3 hoes

I got in one little fight and my mom got scared.

She said, "You can't slap Chris Rock because your wifes got no hair"

I am 110% sure that I am FAR from the first person to think of this joke, but I promise I came by it independently. What did Chris Rock have on his face when he left the Oscars?

Will Smith’s Fresh Prints.

Chris Rock, The Rock, and Kid Rock walk into a marijuana dispensary

*something about being stoned*

I tried.

No one delivers a punch line like Will Smith.

No one receives a punch like Chris Rock.

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"Let me take a moment, just sit right there...

... I'll tell you how I slapped the shit out of Chris Rock on air."

How do get revenge on your wife for banging another man that you let stay in your house?

Slap Chris Rock.

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