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Chris Rock was so lucky..

That all the other dudes banging Jada didn’t rush the stage

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Good thing Chris rock didn’t make fun of hilaria baldwin.

Too soon?

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Chris Rock deserves an Oscar

for acting.... like an adult.

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What does Chris Rock have on his face right now?

Fresh prints!

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Why is Chris Rock like a used anvil?

They both got hammered by a blacksmith.

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What's the difference between Chris Rock and Will Smith?

Chris Rock can take a hit

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Why did Will Smith slap Chris Rock?

His Wife's Boyfriend didnt think the joke was funny

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Chris Rock's new comedy special just came out on Netflix

it slaps

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What Chris Rock should have said....

Well, now I know why you didn't win for Ali. You tennis dad bitch.

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What did the police find after dusting Chris Rocks face after the show?

Fresh Prince

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I never imagined Chris Rock getting slapped on national television…

But I guess if there’s a Will, there’s a way.

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Now that Will Smith has apologised for slapping Chris Rock, his conscience is clean.

His wife on the other hand, is Mr Clean.

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Why was Chris Rock surprised when Will Smith slapped him?

He thought one of Jada’s other boyfriends would have done it.

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whats the difference between Chris Rock and Santa.

Santa stops at 3 hoes

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I got in one little fight and my mom got scared.

She said, "You can't slap Chris Rock because your wifes got no hair"

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I am 110% sure that I am FAR from the first person to think of this joke, but I promise I came by it independently. What did Chris Rock have on his face when he left the Oscars?

Will Smith’s Fresh Prints.

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Chris Rock, The Rock, and Kid Rock walk into a marijuana dispensary

*something about being stoned*

I tried.

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No one delivers a punch line like Will Smith.

No one receives a punch like Chris Rock.

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"Let me take a moment, just sit right there...

... I'll tell you how I slapped the shit out of Chris Rock on air."

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How do get revenge on your wife for banging another man that you let stay in your house?

Slap Chris Rock.

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