Dammed Jokes - 10 Hilarious Dammed Jokes

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A dammed soul is led through hell by the devil...

... they pass rooms of various torture and suffering. "Your room is right over here" says Satan, pointing to a cell filled with fire and hot coals. Just before entering the condemned man sees his neighbor's cell. It is a comfortable cocktail lounge. The Man's lawyer, also recently dead, sits on a co...

What did the river say when it saw beavers approaching?

Well I'll be dammed...

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Dam's biggest dilemma...

Dammed if I do, damned if I don't.

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Cock blocked

If a guy gets cock blocked does a woman get beaver dammed

Some people came over a man lying on the middle of the road...

"What happened" they asked

"Black motorcycle, traveling at 50 miles per hour"..the man said in a whisper.

"Wow you can say that just by listening to the vibrations on the road !" The people exclaimed.

"No ! I fell off the dammed thing" croaked the man.

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You know your short when

You can hear the wails of the dammed

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My boss just told me I'm now in charge of controlling the town water supply.

Well I'll be dammed

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After it rained for 40 days and 40 nights, how was the flood of Genesis stopped?

God dammed it.

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They're making a movie where Chronos blocks the passage of time.

It's about god-dammed time.

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Today on Words that sound bad but aren't; Knickers

Todd, Did you steal all my Knickers again?

Dammed Knickers taking all the good boys away from all the good prude women.

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