What did the man say when his wife surprised him with three potable drinking reservoirs?

Well, well, well.

What did he say when one of them stopped working?

Oh, well.

What did he say when the other two flooded the yard?

Damn.

A small town is constantly suffering catastrophic flooding when the nearby river crests...

The mayor puts out a solicitation for someone to offer a solution to this problem. Three men respond: a civil engineer, a chemist and a literary critic. They arrive to the town, and the civil engineer and the chemist go to the city hall to present their approaches, but the critic checks into a nearb...

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