A rabbit and a beaver are looking up at the majesty of the Hoover Dam
And the beaver says to the rabbit
"Well I didn't build it but it's based on my design"
Whistleblower reveals that the government is concealing cracks in Hoover Dam.
FBI is still looking for the leak.
[Breaking] Muslim terrorists have crashed a speedboat full of explosives into the base of the Hoover Dam...
Police suspect this might be the first attack in a month long operation named Ramadam.
Dam I wish I'd thought of it first
A rabbit and a beaver is sitting staring at the Hoover Dam. The rabbit says, "Did you really build it?" The beaver responds, "I didn't actually build it, but it is based on my design."
I was watching a documentary on Chinese engineering.
They were discussing the Three Gorges Dam on the Yangtze River, the worlds largest hydroelectric dam.
My wife walks in and asks, “Is that the Hoover Dam?”
Me: “No, it’s the Three Gorges Dam in China.”
Her: “Oh, I guess all dams just look alike.”
Me: “Honey, don’t be a dam...
Arizona bikers were riding South on the US-93
Arizona bikers were riding South on the US-93 when they saw a girl about to jump off the Hoover Dam Bridge. So they stopped. George, their leader, a big burly man of 53, gets off his Harley, walks through a group of gawkers, past the StateTrooper who was trying to talk her down off the railing, and ...
A man went on a hunting trip
The hunter was sneaking through the woods, looking for any movement that would give away the position of an animal. Tired and looking for just one last kill, he scanned the forest.
"Look at me, I own the Hoover Dam and I can't even find one last animal." He thought.
Then, suddenly, a d...