They should make an R2-D2 origin story.

Like a “How it’s Made” episode.

Does R2-D2 have any brothers?

No, only Transistors.

Who swore the most in star wars?

R2-D2, they beeped out every word he said

What do you call a droid that uses the toilet

R2-peepoo

What is R2-D2's favorite style of music?

Beep-boxing!

Here's an old one. Who curses the most in Star Wars?

R2-D2, everything he says is bleeped out.

What do you call a droid that takes the long way around?

R2 Detour.

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Diary of an Englishman after he moves to South Africa....

**August 1**: Just got transferred with work from London, UK to our new home in Phalaborwa, Limpopo, South Africa. Now this is a town that knows how to live! Beautiful, sunny days and warm, balmy evenings. I watched the sunset from a deckchair by our pool yesterday. It was beautiful. I’ve finally fo...

Why did C-3P0 get lost?

He went on an R2-Dtour.

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What do you call a robot that sexually harasses people?

R2 #metoo

Obi-Wan: These aren't the droids you're looking for.

Stormtrooper: They R2!

Star Wars X-Wing pilot

"my navigation and targeting drone keeps making bad puns about the old west.. I guess I shouldn't have gone with an RD-R2"

What's the formula for octopus circumference?

octopi*r2


Of course it should really be octopods*r2

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Place urine sample here for diagnosis. [Long Joke]

A man walks into a doctor's surgery with a sore elbow. The receptionist tells him there is a one hour wait, so he sits down in the waiting area and starts looking around sheepishly and wondering whether his minor problem is worth such a wait for a diagnosis.

In the corner of the room he notic...

What do you call a traffic avoiding droid?

R2-detour

A rural farmer saves enough money to send his son to college

He moves out of town and after his first year he returns for summer break.

His father was elated to see him and eager to hear about what he had learned:

Father: So tell me all 'bout whatcha been lernin'?

Son: Aw Paw, you don't want to hear about that. Besides, it's a bit complic...

I have a weird quirk when watching Star Wars

I wait for when someone is going to yell, "R2!" and yell out "Am not!"

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