The first one says, "I'd like some H2O." The second says, "And I'll have some H2... wait. Why aren't you just referring to water by its normal name? I mean, I know it's our job, but we're just getting a drink."
The first scientist slams the table angrily, for his assassination scheme had ...
Two chemists walk into a bar.
The first asks; "I'll have an H2-"
But the bartender cuts him off. "Sir, this is a bar. Order some ethanol like the other paying customers."
Hydrogen peroxide except it's funny
Two chemists walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get you?" The first chemist responds, "I'd like some H2O." The second chemists says, "I'd like some H2 — wait, we aren't at work, why'd you say it like that? I'd like some water too, please." The first chemist mutters to himself,...
2 elderly couples were walking down a street, the husbands were talking to each other and the wives were talking to each other...
Husband 1: "I went to a restaurant recently and it was absolutely delightful. For the first time my wife really enjoyed herself:
Husband 2: "That sounds wonderful, I should take my wife there, what was the name of the place?"
H1: "Uh, lets see... a flower.. it's got red petals.. green ...
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