I can't believe there's a band named after diode flow...

One Direction

What do you call a blimp with lots of light-emitting diodes?

LED Zeppelin

Husband: I lost my wife, she went shopping and hasn't come back yet

Inspector: What is her height?

Husband: I never checked....

Inspector: Slim or healthy?

Husband: Not slim, can be healthy....

Inspector: Colour of her eyes?

Husband: Never noticed.....

Inspector: Colour of hair?

Husband: Not sure, changes with seasons...

Why did the diode kiss the capacitor?

He couldn't resistor.

How do you know that Hindu woman is into you?

Her diode starts flashing green.

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