I can't believe there's a band named after diode flow...

One Direction

Husband lost his wife

Husband: I lost my wife, she was shopping and has not come back yet.

Inspector: What was she wearing?

Husband: I'm not sure a suit maybe or dress i don't know.

Inspector: What her weight?

Husband: I don;t know i have never checked.

Inspector: Slim/ tall/ healthy....

What do you call a blimp with lots of light-emitting diodes?

LED Zeppelin

Why did the diode kiss the capacitor?

He couldn't resistor.

How do you know that Hindu woman is into you?

Her diode starts flashing green.

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