Diode Jokes - 7 Hilarious Diode Jokes

Why did the diode kiss the capacitor?

He couldn't resistor.

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why do punsters love diodes?

Because they are p-un junctions.

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I can't believe there's a band named after diode flow...

One Direction

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What do you call a blimp with lots of light-emitting diodes?

LED Zeppelin

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Scientists have developed a new type of diode that reverses it's flow after around 66 years...

They are calling it the Jenner Diode!

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Missing wife

A husband went to the police station to file a "missing person" report for his missing wife:

Husband : -I lost my wife, she went shopping hasn't come back yet.
Inspector : -What is her height?
Husband : -Average, I guess.
Inspector : -Slim or healthy?.
Husband : -Not slim, but...

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How do you know that Hindu woman is into you?

Her diode starts flashing green.

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