My friend bought me a D20 for my birthday.

I dont think he understood me when I said I wanna die.

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What do a d20 and my penis have in common?

Girls don't play with either of them.

A man and his wife are playing Dungeons and Dragons together...

During the man's turn, he rolls his D20 and rolls a 1. Simultaneously, he stubs his toe against the table leg so hard that his toe essentially falls off. Blood everywhere. The wife has to rush them both to the ER.

She's waiting.

She's waiting...

The doctor emerges, and the wife ...

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