What do you call a horse with one eye?

Cy-clops.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

The only B word you should call a girl is Beautiful

because bitches love it when you call them beautiful.

-PaPaCy

A pirate with one glass-eye brings his spanish crewmate and his friend who's sensitive to cold to sink an admiral's ship.

He fails miserably and the admiral makes them all walk the plank. As the pirate falls, his fake eye plops into the ocean. "eye, sea!" The pirate yells in frustration. As the friend falls, he shivers and states: "i-i-i-cy...". The Spanish crewmate falls and merely states "Aye, si."
The admiral wa...

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