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An Emirates flight is heading for Hawaii...

A flight attendant is bringing the pilots some snacks

The flight attendant enters the cockpit and says "Hello Captain"

The Pilot responds saying "Aloha Snack-bar"

Apparently the majority of The United Arab Emirates don't allow The Flintstones to be shown...

However Abu Dhabi do.

Dubai is the best city!

Emirate?

Match the middle eastern country to its sworn enemy...

- Bahrain
- Lebanon
- Qatar
- United Arab Emirates
- Egypt
- Syria
- Jordan
- Iran
- Iraq
- Saudi Arabia
- Algeria
- Morocco
- Yemen
- Oman
- Kuwait

1. Israel

What's the deal with Arab Airlines food...

Emirate?

Why does no one make jokes about Dubai

Because they are overused emirate

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