One of them sighs and says, "lads, I think my wife is cheating on me with an electrician". The other two friends are shocked to hear this. "Why? What makes you think that?", asks one of them. "Well", the first man replies, "I found a pair of wire cutters under the bed, and they're not mine".
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I used to build vessels for the US Navy
I had just arrived at my a new assignment, a typical underwater craft that was partially constructed in a special facility underground.
My first job of the day was to install markers along the starboard side of the vessel at 5 meter intervals.
The markers were metal posts that must be...
Three CEOs of car companies are kidnapped.
They are told to either pay $1bn for release, or attempt to escape 3 hazard-filled miles out of the city using any method of transportation they choose.
The first CEO asks for a Ford Mustang. He makes it one mile before being spotted by a group of snipers and eliminated.
The second CEO...
Two Irish brothers are applying for Work Visas to Australia.
The first brother enters his interview, quickly walks out, gives a thumbs-up and says to his brother “I’m in!"
The second brother takes this as a sure sign that he will join him, and walks confidently into his interview.
“So Mr... Patrick O’Malley”, the interviewer begins. “What skills...
Redneck Job seekers
2 redneck brothers are going to an employment agency
The counselor asks the 1st redneck "do you have any special skills?"
He replies "I'm a pilot."
She says "oh that's wonderful! There is a high demand for good pilots. if you go down to the airport you will have no problem f...
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