Why did the Muslim tailor make so many veils?

It's hijab.

Why didn't the tailor make a tuxedo out of plastic?

It wasn't suit-able.

My uncle performed circumcisions...

He kept all the foreskin and had a tailor make it into a wallet. Rub it for 5 minutes and you get a briefcase.

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