An archaeologist was digging in the Negev Desert in Israel...
and came upon a casket containing a mummy, a rather rare occurrence in Israel, to say the least. After examining it, he called Abe, the curator of the Israel museum in Jerusalem.
"I've just discovered a 3,000 year old mummy of a man who died of heart failure!" the excited scientist exclaimed....
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The Amazing non-Antisemitic Joke About the Rich Jew
This is a long joke.
There were two Jew friends: one of them was rich, and he lived in the city; the other one was poor, and he lived in a village. At one point, the poor Jew happened to visit the rich Jew in the city.
The rich Jew invited the poor Jew to the opera, to theaters, and to...
What's a jewish dota 2 player's favorite skill?
shekel shot
Wandering through the hot desert, a youthful looking man comes upon a tent. Intrigued, he ventures inside...
...there before him lies a table with three upright cups. Behind the table, grinning ear to ear, is the proprietor.
“Welcome! Welcome!”, the proprietor says. “Care to play? Only five shekels. Keep track of which cup has the bean under it and win double.”
Unmoved, the man replies, “Cert...
An archaeologist was digging in the desert outside Jerusalem...
An archaeologist was digging in the desert outside Jerusalem, when he found a crude sarcophagus. On opening it, he discovered a mummy completely intact. On further investigation, he determined that he must have this mummy inspected by professionals, so he called a museum in Jerusalem and told the cu...
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