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Cuck Jokes

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A wife promised her husband she'd be home by midnight when she went out drinking with her friends...

"I'll be home by midnight, I promise." She said.

The hours passed as the margaritas went down way too easily. Around 3 a.m. and a bit loaded, she headed home. Just as she walked into the door the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up and 'cuckooed' 3 times. Quickly realizing that her hus...

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Wondering why "cuck" has become the new insult of choice among basement dwellers and neck beards?

They finally found an insult that can never be used against them.

what do you call a large group of men who recently found out they've been cheated on?

A Fluster Cuck

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Charles the duck was sitting by the muddy edge of the pond.

Suddenly a female duck fell out of the sky and landed head first into the mud with her rear sticking up. Another nearby duck, thinking he had won the lottery, quickly mounted the female, but she reared up and threw him off forcefully.

It was a Chuck duck cuck muck luck fuck buck.

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A duck had sex with a chicken as the rooster watched with great excitement.

This somehow managed to created a new species, which was named after the rooster. Scientist called this species the “Cuck”.

I hate autocorrect...

It fan cuck right off.

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I told my wife I had a cuck fetish. She said "ok tomorrow night lets do it". That night I get home, go upstairs and shes in the bedroom having sex with another man!

I was so upset i dropped my rolling pin and spatula

I think dyslexia is hilarious.

So is tourettes you funch of cucking sock buckers!

What do you call it when a duck sleeps with his goose friend's wife?

Duck cuck goose

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If a chicken and a duck laid an egg that hatched

Would the offspring be called a Cuck or a Dick

I am starting a club for middle aged women to gather and find younger men to take home and make love to in front of their husbands.

I'll call it, the Coug Cucks Clan.

A man walks into a bar in Los Angeles, carrying a large wooden box

A man walks into a bar in Los Angeles, carrying a large wooden box.

The bartender is quite curious and asks the man what’s inside.

“I’ll show you if you get me a beer”, the man says.

The bartender accepts the deal and gets the guest a beer. He then opens the box and takes out a ...

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What do you call a room full of guys, angry they've been cheated on?

A cluster fuck of flustered cucks.

how many cuckholders does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, as long as they can watch that man do it for them

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What's it called when a member of the alt-right yells at two people on the internet and then posts Nazi propaganda?

Cuck Cuck Goose-Step

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Know why Trump supporters are so obsessed with "cuck"?

Because they can't wait to watch him fuck their families.

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