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Tupac Jokes

I turn into Tupac when bill collectors call.

"There's no way I can pay you back, but my plan is to show you that I understand"

What do you get when you shoot four bullets into a six pack?

A Tupac...

when you watch a picture of Tupac you see Tupac

but when you watch two pictures of him you see 4Pac

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How do you make a Tupac cocktail?

Start by putting six shots in it.

A friend told me that there is a place the celebrities go after they fake their deaths. Michael Jackson is there. Elvis. Tupac.

I thanked him for telling me about this

He replied "No Biggie."

Tupac walked into his boss's office....

His boss said, "Sit down, we need to talk. I am firing you. You need Tupac your things and go."

I heard they cryogenically froze Tupac

I hope he is O K

What's the one thing Tupac needed to work on?

His ab routine. If he had a good ab routine, he would have been called Sixpac.

What did Tupac say when his best friend died?

No Biggie.

Just bought a Tupac of Eminems for 50 Cents

It was Ludacris!

Did you know they sell older rap songs at a discount if you buy two at once?

They call it the Tupac-bundle.

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I'm a big fan of underground rappers

Such as Tupac, Eazy-E, XXXTentacion, and Juice Wrld

What did the dyslexic fortune teller say to Tupac?

You’re caput!

Why can't rappers take holidays?

They always forget Tupac.

What are the names of Tupac's two,very buff,brothers?

Sixpac and Tupec.

What do you call a set of salt pepper dispensers that a rapper would own?

Tupac Shakurs

What do you call a Rapper who smokes too much?

Tupac-aday

I get why Tupac's band smoked his ashes...

...It would have been tacky to take a shot in his memory.

What rapper doesn't work out enough?

Tupac.

A doctor is talking to one of his patients

Doctor: "Who's your favorite rapper?"

Boy: "Eminem!"

Doctor: "Would you like to meet him someday?"

Boy: "Of course!"

Doctor: "Well he's busy right now but you'll meet tupac soon!"

Boy: "But he's dead..."

Doctor: "I know."

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An aspiring rapper finds a genie in a bottle...

"What are your three wishes?" the genie asks?

"First, I want to bring back Tupac and Biggie," he says. POOF! Tupac Shakir and Notorious B.I.G. appear beside him.

"Next I want to us all to live in Snoop's crib." POOF! The three are kicking it inside Snoop Dogg's huge mansion.
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I asked my rapper friend if I could borrow a backpack

He said he had tupacs

Why do arcades never put pac-man machines together?

Because papparazzi would crowd them and say:"Hey look! Its tupac, man!

why were the rappers late for their flight?

they forgot tupac

Which rapper would you rather bring back from the dead?

- Tupac
- Biggie Smalls
- Eazy E
- Meek Mills

If President Trump passes away while in office, he will never admit it because...

...he'll continue tweeting denials about it from the grave:

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>>###Yes, it is true - Tupac Shakur, the great Afro-American musician, called me about getting together for a meeting. We met, HE IS A GREAT GUY!

>>— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) Decembe...

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