(Tagged NSFW to be on the safe side)This penguin is out in a road trip.
You know, just seein’ the sights, being a tourist.
He gets out on the freeway and really opens ‘er up tearing siwn the road.
Suddenly, his car gives a pop, and smoke starts billowing out of his hood.
Cripes, he thinks, and he pulls off the freeway and slowly works his way to a m...
Three workers were having lunch on a bridge
They were each discussing what they had for lunch. Sam had a ham and cheese sandwich: “Man if my wife packs ham and cheese one more time this week I am jumping off this bridge. Tony had roast beef: “Me too man, I’m sick of roast beef. If I get this one more time this month I’m jumping off.” Carl had...
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A lonely man adopts a new pet...
A lonely man feeling distant from his wife decides to follow the advice of a coworker and sets out to find a pet to keep himself company.
On the way home from work one day, the man stops by a pet shop. Inside he finds the usual fare, hamsters, guinea pigs, goldfish, etc. As he looks around h...
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