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Catchy Jokes

What is a catchy Girl's name?

Answer: Annette

The Omicron Variant is like a Katy Perry song.

Mild but pretty catchy.

Saturn is a really catchy name for a planet.

It has a ring to it.

The iPhone 7 ad has a catchy song...

Hit the road Jack

Phew, don't have to think of a catchy title today

Why is Monica so exited for the next Clinton presidency?

This time she won't have to swallow.

What kind of music do fish listen to?

Something catchy.

Britney Spears has the most toxic fans.

And for good reason; it's a catchy song

Eminem's "8 Mile" wasn't very well received in Canada

I guess the title "12.8748 Kilometer" just isn't as catchy.

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A drunk stumbles into an upscale bar on a slow night.

A drunk stumbles into an upscale bar on a slow night. He asks the bartender for a drink and says, “I can’t pay you, but I’ll play you a song on that piano.” The bartender says what the hell and gives the man a shot of cheap whiskey. To his surprise, the drunk sits down at the piano and plays one of ...

I once heard a song about aids

It was really catchy

Wrote my 2022 New Years Day Goals

My top goal this year. Stay negative everyday.

If I don't, 5-10 day isolation for being positive.

It's kinda harsh but it will be very contagious and catchy.

You might say, It'll go viral.

Wuhan Flu was renamed COVID19 but I think Wuhan Flu is a more appropriate name...

It's more catchy.

An Imagine Dragons song is like syphilis.

Catchy, but not really good.

Why was the baseball player good at writing pop songs?

They were catchy.

I really love the names Chloe, Mary, and Lydia, but I couldn’t choose my favourite when my daughter was born

So I combined them and got Chlamydia. It’s just so catchy!

A red-headed man walks into a bar carrying a pair of clippers.

He stands in the middle of the barroom floor and proceeds to cut all the hair from his head, clipping it tight and short, as close as possible to the skin, all the while humming and singing catchy little songs to himself.

After he finishes he nods to the barman, bows to a man at the bar and ...

I don't think my wife will ever talk to me again.

Look, I have a great nostalgia for the 90s. I listen to the music all the time. And my favorite band of all time is Barenaked Ladies.

So, of course, that's what has been on my playlist on repeat. I can't help it, the songs are so catchy! I think though that she's had enough.

"I am so s...

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