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Our teacher asked us to come up with a catchy headline for a inter-school football match, a child in my class came up with...

Teacher - Children please suggest a catchy headline for the football event coming up in which our school is participating

Child - Kick thier balls!

(True event)

I saw a commercial for the Pink Panther's new Extermination business

The jingle was pretty catchy;

"dead ants.. dead ants..

dead ants, dead ants, dead ants, dead ants, dead aaaaaants.."

What is a catchy Girl's name?

Answer: Annette

Saturn is a really catchy name for a planet.

It has a ring to it.

The Omicron Variant is like a Katy Perry song.

Mild but pretty catchy.

The iPhone 7 ad has a catchy song...

Hit the road Jack

Phew, don't have to think of a catchy title today

Why is Monica so exited for the next Clinton presidency?

This time she won't have to swallow.

Britney Spears has the most toxic fans.

And for good reason; it's a catchy song

Wrote my 2022 New Years Day Goals

My top goal this year. Stay negative everyday.

If I don't, 5-10 day isolation for being positive.

It's kinda harsh but it will be very contagious and catchy.

You might say, It'll go viral.

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A drunk stumbles into an upscale bar on a slow night.

A drunk stumbles into an upscale bar on a slow night. He asks the bartender for a drink and says, “I can’t pay you, but I’ll play you a song on that piano.” The bartender says what the hell and gives the man a shot of cheap whiskey. To his surprise, the drunk sits down at the piano and plays one of ...

What kind of music do fish listen to?

Something catchy.

I once heard a song about aids

It was really catchy

Eminem's "8 Mile" wasn't very well received in Canada

I guess the title "12.8748 Kilometer" just isn't as catchy.

Wuhan Flu was renamed COVID19 but I think Wuhan Flu is a more appropriate name...

It's more catchy.

I listened to a song about the common cold...

It's very catchy.

An Imagine Dragons song is like syphilis.

Catchy, but not really good.

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A penis enlargement drug made of duck beaks.

About half a year ago, Elon Musk and Bill Gates were taking a holiday together at an undisclosed location somewhere deep in the tropical rainforest. During their stay they encountered several tribes of natives. The members of those tribes all looked similar to each other, with one very noticeable ex...

Why was the baseball player good at writing pop songs?

They were catchy.

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