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Consultancy Jokes

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Received a call from a recruitment consultancy.

She said to me: “Sir I have two openings for you…!”

I replied : Yes. I know.

There was a long silence and then she said… Asshole!

Then I said, I prefer the other one.

Singapore’s education system be like

Memo to all students : In order to assure the highest levels
of quality work and productivity from students, it will be
our policy to keep all students well taught through our
program of SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TEACHING (S.H.I.T.). We are
trying to give our students more S.H.I.T. than any...

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