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What is a doctor who specializes in Adam's apples called.

A guyneckologist.

What do you call a wizard who specializes in dairy based magic?

A lactomancer.

I met my new doctor who specializes in deformed hands.

It was a very positive experience, so I would give him three thumbs up.

A lawyer’s wife died. At her grave, everyone was appalled.

The tombstone read, “HERE LIES PHYLLIS, WIFE OF ATTORNEY MURRAY WILLIAMS; SPECIALIZES IN DIVORCE AND MALPRACTICE”.

Murray burst into tears. His brother said, “You SHOULD cry, pulling a cheap publicity stunt like this.”

Murray said, “You don’t understand. I gave them my business card.”<...

What do you call a Southern doctor that specializes in bladders, kidneys, and prostates?

A y'allogist

I worked at a restaurant that specializes in pizza, but I got fired for getting my finger caught in the dough roller...

...she got fired too.

What do you call an Eevee evolution that specializes in melee?

Bludgeon

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I met a surgeon who specializes in sex reassignment

He's a real womanizer

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Can anyone guess the company name that specializes in Prosthetics Assholes.

PROSTI-TOOT

What do you call a vet that specializes in canines?

A dogtor.

What to you call a upscale restaurant that specializes in pork?

Swine dining.

(My daughter just told me this one and I told her I'd post it on here for her)

My attorney specializes in fine dining...

He's a sue chef.

A Man Vacations in Spain

While he's there, he decides to get a tattoo to remember the trip by. Just his luck, though, the tattoo get infected. The local who has been showing him around notices the next day and offers to lend a hand.

"I know a guy who specializes in this exact thing," the local says. "He's a friend of...

What do you call someone who specializes in selling insurance to hand models?

A digital security specialist.

I'm going to start a family business that specializes in handicap exclusive parking lots

I'll call it Park n' Sons

My law firm specializes in grain futures contracts.

Barley Legal

What do you call a wizard that specializes in raising horses from the dead?

A Neighcromancer

What do you call a scientist who specializes in ancient canine fossils?

A barchaeologist.

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What do you call a Canadian Prostitute who specializes in blow jobs?

A Leaf Blower

Did you hear about the robot who specializes in circumcisions

Real cutting-edge technology

I'm opening a grocery store that specializes in Swiss cheese and donuts...

... calling it Hole Foods.

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What's the difference between a clock and a surgeon that specializes in penis reconstruction?

One's a tick tock, the other's a dick doc.

What does one call a dutch spy who specializes in chemical warfare?

Agent Orange

A guy walks in to his backyard and sees a gorilla in his tree

He gets online and finds a man who specializes in gorilla removal. When he arrives at the house he has a stick, a set of handcuffs, a chihuahua, and a shotgun.
He tells the homeowner "I'm going to climb up in the tree and use the stick to hit the gorilla until he falls out of the tree. Upon lan...

What do you call a doctor who specializes in the study or treatment of hearts for traveling carnival employees?

A Carniologist

I came up with a shoe company that specializes in selling oversize shoes

Which is no small feat

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What do you call a hooker who specializes in anal sex?

A backhoe.

What do you call an Italian mobster who specializes in cold coffee drinks?

Al Frap-Pacino

What do you call the corner of the market that specializes in philosophy?

A Nietzsche market!

Someday I'll open a store that specializes in bedside furniture. The name of the store will be "One"

I figure it'll be the only way I'll ever have a "One nightstand."

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