A horse walks into the bar and the bartender asks why the long face fellow?
The horse not comprehending English precedes to shit on the floor and then leaves.
A man gets sent to prison
A man gets sent to prison and is promptly locked in his cell. Introductions are made with his cell mate and eventually lights out is called. After a few minutes, the man hears someone from a cell a few down from his yell, "84!" A few silent moments pass and all the prisoners in the cell block laugh ...
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Awkward Dinner Party
A young child was enjoying a cool drink in his room when he heard noises coming from his parents room. He proceeded to the room, wherein he found his parents arguing. His father called his mother a bitch and his mother called his father a bastard. Later on that day he asked his mother, "mummy what d...