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Colonise Jokes

The Native Americans were surprised to be colonised by Europeans

No one expects the Spanish Acquisition

The original joke was in French but I'll try my best

A French boy comes home from school quite frustrated and decides to speak to his father. "Dad," he said

"Yes son?" his dad replied.

"Today, one of my friends from Burundi called me an idiot. He said we colonised his country. What does that mean?"

"It means we invaded his country...

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What happens to a girl when she has anal sex with a British guy?

She gets colonised.

Is it pure coincidence that in Spanish Christopher Columbus is called Colón?

Or was he given that name because he COLONised?

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A Brit walks into a bar in Mississippi.

The bartender, taking note of the man's rather non-local appearance, shook his head and handed the man a beer - he didn't want to be at the butt-end of some lame joke.

The other bargoers, however, didn't seem to have the same inclination, and so began pestering the Brit.

"Well lookie h...

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