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Dartmouth Jokes

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An old sailor

Arnold, an old retired sailor, puts on his old uniform and heads for the docks in Dartmouth once more for old times sake and some hot sex.
He engages a lovely prostitute and takes her up to a room.
He's soon going at it as well as he can for a guy his age, but needing some reassurance, he asks...

So a guy with a stutter calls the sanitation department

Hello, this is the sanitation department.

HH..HH...Hello...Th...th...there's a ddddd ddd dead horse here.

OK, where is here?

On DDD..DDDD...DDDD...D

On Delaware Sir?

Nnnnno, on DDD DDD DDD...DD

On Dartmouth?

NNNN NNO. on DDDD...DDD...

Ok, sir, ...

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