Wife: I have a bag full of used cloths I'd like to donate.
Husband: Why not just throw it in trash? That's much easier.
Wife: But there are poor starving people who can really use all these clothes.
Husband: Honey, anyone who fits into your cloths is not starving.
Why are flags the most erotic of cloths?
Because when the wind blows, they do pole dances.
A recent widow, Elizabeth, gets dressed up in her mourning cloths and goes shopping for the week
She's known the butcher for years and says "Every year my husband insisted on a turkey for Easter. But now that he's dead, I can have whatever I want! I was thinking I'd do a nice roast or maybe a meatloaf. Is that traditional?"
The butcher just shakes his head. "No, black Betty. Ham or lamb...
What do you call a lizard that wears cloths?
Mark zuckerberg
I was walking home from school when I saw a boy on the curb wearing rags and cloths. I asked "Are you an orphan?" He said "Yes, what gave me away?"
I said "Your Parents"
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