A recent widow, Elizabeth, gets dressed up in her mourning cloths and goes shopping for the week
She's known the butcher for years and says "Every year my husband insisted on a turkey for Easter. But now that he's dead, I can have whatever I want! I was thinking I'd do a nice roast or maybe a meatloaf. Is that traditional?"
The butcher just shakes his head. "No, black Betty. Ham or lamb...
I was walking home from school when I saw a boy on the curb wearing rags and cloths. I asked "Are you an orphan?" He said "Yes, what gave me away?"
I said "Your Parents"