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Was very nearly on a gameshow.

It was called Number Quest and involved answering math based question while standing in large numbered circles.

Anyway, just before I went on, I really needed to pee, but the producer was shouty and intimidating, so I was too afraid to ask. Plus it was live, so I didn’t think I had time.
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What does a barista wear?

A cap and chinos.
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I secretly bought some new trousers without telling my girlfriend

Do you think chinos?
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