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If I was in a room with two bullets, Hitler, Osama bin laden, and any person that sleeps fully clothed

I’d walk away, because Hitler and Bin Laden are both dead and I don’t have a gun.

Give a man some clothes and he’ll be clothed for a day.

Teach a man to weave and he’ll be naked for a very long time.

Where can you get both something naked a something clothed?

A Strip Mall.

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