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Cities Jokes

I’ve got a disease that keeps transforming me into capital cities…..

It’s starting to Hanoi me now.

Why are Russians bombing cities

For the Ruble (this is my first, please don't kick me)

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TIL that Charles Dickens first published A Tale of Two Cities in two English local newspapers:

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It was the Bicester Times. It was the Worcester Times.

Why are modern cities all so prejudiced against ancient Sumerian cities?

They all have Ur-ban areas.

The trump family is flying from New York to DC

Donald looks down on the cities below and says "I think I'll throw a 1000$ bill out of the window and make some american happy. Melanie says "Oh honey why not throw 10 100$ bills and make 10 americans happy?"
So then Ivanka says "Even better daddy, throw 100 ten dollar bills out of the window an...

How many cities does it take to start a global pandemic?

Only Wuhan.

What do French cities and repetition have in common?

They both appear in Reddit comments.

Why does American army show up in the American cities?

Did they find oil in them?

In the 80's we used to think in 2020 we'll have flying cars cities on other planets, blah blah blah....

But No! Here we are, teaching people how to wash hands !!!

Twice the number of Irish could spell trouble for most cities

Unless it's Dublin

The government has installed the first publicly available enema station which they plan to eventually build across all major cities.

It has officially been declared public enema number one.

In Half-Life 2, European cities were renamed with numbers - e.g. most events are in City 17; there is also City 69, formerly known as

Nice.

1980s European leaders Mitterrand, Brezhnev and Thatcher were flying around Europe in a helicopter, trying to recognize cities without seeing them.

Thatcher went first. She stuck her ear out the window and stated: "I can hear Big Ben chime. This is London!"

Next was Mitterrand. He stuck his nose out and stated: "I can smell fresh baguette. This is Paris!"

Last was Brezhnev. He stuck his hand out and yelped: "What... hey! Somebody ...

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