Chris Brown Jokes - 61 Hilarious Chris Brown Jokes

Chris Brown’s Greatest hits

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How did Chris Browns girlfriend find out he was cheating on her?

She found another woman's lipstick on his knuckles.

What's the difference between Chris Brown and a Tesla?

The Tesla gets fewer battery charges in a year.

Before Chris Brown did a concert with them, they were just known as "The Peas".

And now they are The ......... Peas

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Everyone debates butts vs. boobs, but nothing beats a pretty face.

Except for Chris Brown

If Will Smith, Amber Heard, and Chris Brown formed a band, what would its name be?

The Heavy Hitters.

What's chris browns favourite song?

Hit me baby one more time.

Chris Brown's girlfriend walked into a bar.

That's his story and he's sticking to it.

I was gonna make a chris brown joke,

But he beat me to the punch

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Rihanna was asked; "why do you think Chris Brown was denied a visa in Australia?"

She replied:

"Beats the hell outta me"

So Chris Brown has quit music...

Unsurprisingly, he has beaten Rihanna to it.

How does Chris Brown's girlfriend know that he cheated?

Different shade of lipstick on his knuckles.

If Alex Jones and Chris Brown were both on fire and you only had one fire extinguisher...

Where would you hide it?

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Chris Brown is releasing a new album

It's called "My Greatest hits", There is some hard hits feat. Rihanna, Usher and a lot of unconfirmed "Artists".

There is only one thing that beats a beautiful girl with amazing voice.

And that’s Chris Brown

What happened when Chris Brown bought the mansion next to Rihanna's?

\[Ri moved\]

Why did Rihanna get back with Chris Brown?

Because she didn't want to be a one hit wonder.

Man, nothing beats a beautiful woman with a great singing voice.

… Except Chris Brown.

What's Chris Brown's favorite cereal?

Honey Smacks

What’s the difference between Chris Brown and a radio station?

Radio stations only have 90 minutes of nonstop hits.

What is Chris Brown's favorite toy?

Leggo.

What’s Chris Brown’s favorite type of music?

Beatbox

What is Chris Brown's favorite cooking appliance?

A Black and Decker

The Black Eyed Peas were originally just called The Peas

Until they collaborated with Chris Brown

I heard that Chris Brown entered a Rihanna look-alike competition.

I thought he was insane, but you know what they say. If you can't beat 'em, join 'em.

Chris Brown got arrested for beating someone again....

You would think getting caught twice would teach him a lesson but now he is trying to beat the system too.

I think Chris Brown should be a storm trooper in the next Star Wars.

Maybe he can actually hit somebody.

New 911 audio recordings of Chris Browns assault on Rihanna has been released to the public for the first time.

It’s called Chris Browns greatest hits.

Someone asked me who do I prefer "Chris Brown or Rihanna?"

Chris Brown beats Rihanna every time.

Taylor Swift's new song with Chris Brown is gonna be

A real hit

Introducing new Beats by Chris Brown

Now available in black and blue

So Logan Paul just called out Chris Brown to fight him

Too bad for him Chris Brown doesn't hit women anymore

What do you get when you mix Lionel Messi and Chris Brown?

A striker!

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So Chris Brown is expecting a baby.

Guess Rhianna isn't the only one who's ass is getting slapped before the black eyes.

Chris Brown is Selling his pitbulls.

he doesn't want to live with something that can fight back.

Why did Chris Brown stop having long-term relationships?

He wanted 2 hit singles

I don't understand all of this Chris Brown hype.

After all his music isn't even that good, his only decent hit was Rihanna.

I knew a girl who went out with Kanye and then Chris Brown.

She said the difference was striking.

Did you hear about Chris Brown's latest Hit?

Left Hook.

Rihanna called me years ago and asked if she should date Chris Brown.

I said "If you want to knock yourself out".
Poor thing heard it as "If you want to, knock yourself out".

How can Rihanna tell when Chris Brown's cheating on her?

The brand of makeup on his knuckle isn't hers.

Chris Brown has been receiving support from celebrity friends.

“We wish Chris all the best and expect to see him soon,” said O.J. Simpson.

Does anyone know why people are buying Chris Brown's new album?

Because it beats me.

what brand of power tool does Chris Brown use?

Black and Decker.

What did Chris Brown's future girlfriend text him that she later regretted?

'Hit me up'

The problem with Chris Brown jokes is . . .

He always beats you to the punch.

They say the music you listen too is tied to your personality;I listen to Chris Brown.

Two counts of assault and one hit and run.

Took a date home and asked her what music she liked. She wanted something with a hard beat that'll get her on the floor.

So I put on some Chris Brown.

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I have an idea for a knockoff brand of headphones.

Beats, by Chris Brown

In available colors

* Blood red

* Teardrop blue

* Loose tooth white

* Bruise purple

* Open wound pink

* Unconcious black

* Pissed myself yellow

* Morphine clear

* Chris BROWN

Prices so low you will be ...

Do you think celebrities get special places in hell?

Or are we just going to be burning there then I'm like,"damn is that you Chris Brown? I'm your biggest fan ,I used to beat my girl too "

When it comes to early 2000s R&B, nothing beats Rihanna...

Except maybe Chris Brown

New headphones model about to hit stores.

Its called beats by Chris Brown.

One day, Rihanna has amnesia and can't remember anything. She's asked, "What do you think of Chris Brown?"

She replies: "Beats me".

What's the similarity between Chris Brown being released and Pokemon Go being released?

An increase in battery cases.

Rihanna was going to tweet about the Ebola crisis.

Unfortunately Chris Brown beat her.

So in this upcoming boxing match, Soulja Boy is being trained by Floyd Mayweather

Where as Chris Brown is just getting another girlfriend to train on

It's the 2016 Olympics

And Chris Brown is still the most famous female boxer

Did you guys hear about the new Ray Lewis action figure?

Batteries included.

If it makes you feel any better I made the joke up a few months ago and it was a Chris Brown joke, but with Rice being topical and all.

I don't know what to do with these pop-culture jokes now that they are considered to be "unfashionable"

Why is Justin Bieber's face always red after he talks to a woman?

The pepper spray usually hits him right between the eyes.
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What is red and orange and looks good on Justin Bieber?

Fire.
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Chris Brown takes a girl home from a nightclub.

She says,...

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Ray Rice jokes for DAYS!

There's like maybe four or five jokes in this list that were already posted on the internet, but the rest of this list was pretty much made up by me while I was bored. Ray Rice's incident is a gold mine of humor....just not for him. Easily offended need not apply here. Enjoy.

1.) Ray Rice's w...

It's Women's History Month..

I wonder if Chris Brown is going to hit on the subject.

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