I was having dinner with Garry Kasparov and there was a checkered tablecloth.
It took him two hours to pass me the salt.
I Want to Become a Famous Chess Player.
But I've got too much of a checkered past to do it.
I wish churches had checkered floors
That way if you got bored you could just watch the bishop!
I used to be in a ska band...
Some would say I have a checkered past.
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Intern Interviews Three Psychiatric Residents
Psych intern is taken to the first of three patient rooms.
Patient is wearing a baseball cap and swinging an imaginary baseball bat.
I: How long do you think you'll be here?
P: Oh, as soon as I hit this home run, I'm outta here!
I: (Makes notes)
Intern is then tak...
Did you hear that NASCAR is banning the Confederate Flag?
**They should ban the Finish Flag, it has a "Checkered" past.**
A boy was driving home to Minnesota from his first semester of college...
...in California for winter break. He had the car packed and he left after his last final. He wanted to make good time so he drove all night, but as the sun came up his stomach started to rumble...it was time for breakfast!
He pulled into a mom and pop diner and it looked exactly like you'd e...
When my grandfather passed away, we were surprised
. . . to discover a small locked box in his closet. No one in the family had ever seen it before and no one could provide any guess as to what it might contain. Curiosity eventually overtook us and we brought the box to a locksmith to be opened. Inside were some trophies, many small discs and a c...