Your move.

I had lunch with chess grandmaster magnus magnuson last week. It was a lovely Italian restaurant with a chequered tablecloth though.
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It took him three hours to pass the salt.

Did you hear about the kilt maker that went to prison?

He had quite the chequered past.

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