I'm doing a course to become a pest controller. Did really well in my exam today....

Got a bee.

I got punched by my X-Box controller for breaking his charging cord.

He was charged with battery.

Tatooine Air Traffic Controller: "Jedi 41, Tatooine Tower, confirm your current position you appear to be lost"

Captain Yoda: "Of course I am"

So you secretly bought an extra controller for your PS4?

Two can play at that game.

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