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what is the happiest part of a gaming controller?

The Joystick

i made a joke about our tv controller

it wasn't even remotely funny

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German air traffic controllers

The German air traffic controllers at Frankfurt Airport are renowned as a short-tempered lot. They not only expect one to know one's gate parking location, but how to get there without any assistance from them. So it was with some amusement that a Pan Am 747 listened to the following exchange betwee...

So you secretly bought an extra controller for your PS4?

Two can play at that game.

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You know what I hate about X button on controller?

They never in the right place.

I was electrocuted by the Playstation controller.

I was shocked twice.

What is the similarity between a pilot and an air traffic controller?

If the pilot screws up, the pilot dies. If the air traffic controller screws up, the pilot dies.

I got punched by my X-Box controller for breaking his charging cord.

He was charged with battery.

Whats a difference between my meat and my game controller?

I stop ragefully beating my meat in november.

I'm doing a course to become a pest controller. Did really well in my exam today....

Got a bee.

I want a job as a quality controller in a mirror factory.

It’s a job I could really see myself doing.

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The pilot and the Air Traffic Controller

Planes were waiting to take of at LAX. Been waiting for some time when a pilot radioed, "I'm fucking bored."

The tower immediately responded tersely with, "pilot who just made that comment, identify yourself."

After a few moments the tower heard, "I said I was fucking bored, not fuckin...

Tatooine Air Traffic Controller: "Jedi 41, Tatooine Tower, confirm your current position you appear to be lost"

Captain Yoda: "Of course I am"

A Kinect game made me angry enough to throw the controller at a wall...

I've been in the hospital for 2 days now.

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