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Cesium Jokes

Why does cesium decay into barium and not the other way around?

Because once you barium you can’t cesium anymore!

Iodine accidentally killed Xenon

Panicking, it asked its friend Cesium what to do with the body, to which Cesium responded:

“Barium”

55 protons, 78 neutrons, 55 electrons, 6 croutons.

Cesium salad.

Which metal can only be taken by force?

Cesium

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