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Mama, how did I get my name?

(USA-centric)

"Mama, how did I get my name?"

"Why do you need to know, Loquinda?"

"It's for my homework."

"Well, I was staying at a LaQuinta Inn the night you were conceived. So I just rearranged the letters a bit to make a pretty name."

"Oh. That's cool. How did m...
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What do you call a narcissist bird of prey?

Eagle-centric
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Am I the only one who finds the story of Humpty Dumpty....

...a bit too egg centric?
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Tech company mission statements be like

We're a customer centric organization and we deliver the value of IOT, cloud, big data, blockchain, machine learning, and artificial intelligence by using design thinking to drive digital transformation for the connected enterprise.
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What do you call someone who built their life around eggs?

Egg-centric
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