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Why did the Turkey cross the road at the cattle farm?

Because it couldn’t stan the bul

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What’s The Difference Between A Breeze On A Cattle Farm And A Frenchman’s Buttocks?

One is dairy air, and the other is derriere.

Please, please don't start growing marijuana on your cattle farm

The steaks are too high

What do you call someone who invested in a cattle farm?

He has a steak in it.

I recently got into high risk cattle farming

I'll be raising the steaks.

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Post turtles.

An old farmer was getting his hand stitched up after an accident at his cattle farm.

He and the doctor start into conversation, which leads into politics.

The old farmer explained, "Well, as I see it, most politicians are 'Post Turtles'."

Not being familiar with the term, the do...

Umgawala!

The British came to America wanting to colonize the land some years after it had been discovered by Colombus. With the help of a translator the british ambassador made a speech to the general populous telling them how amazing things would be under the British rule.
"We will make roads for you" he...

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