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Cattle Farm Jokes

Why did the Turkey cross the road at the cattle farm?

Because it couldn’t stan the bul

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What’s The Difference Between A Breeze On A Cattle Farm And A Frenchman’s Buttocks?

One is dairy air, and the other is derriere.

Please, please don't start growing marijuana on your cattle farm

The steaks are too high

I recently got into high risk cattle farming

I'll be raising the steaks.

What do you call someone who invested in a cattle farm?

He has a steak in it.

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Post turtles.

An old farmer was getting his hand stitched up after an accident at his cattle farm.

He and the doctor start into conversation, which leads into politics.

The old farmer explained, "Well, as I see it, most politicians are 'Post Turtles'."

Not being familiar with the term, the do...

Umgawala!

The British came to America wanting to colonize the land some years after it had been discovered by Colombus. With the help of a translator the british ambassador made a speech to the general populous telling them how amazing things would be under the British rule.
"We will make roads for you" he...

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Y'all ever hear the one about the recently married Amish couple? NSFW

After a wonderful ceremony, the Amish groom and his new wife hopped into their buggy and started down the road...

After a little while the couple come upon a cattle farm. They see a bull mounting a cow proceeding to fuck. The wife looks to her husband and says, "Honey, what are those cows doi...

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A cattle farmer had three sons...

Mark, Jakob, and David.

Mark and Jakob weren't much for farm life.
Mark took off at 16 for the city, and didn't come back.
Jakob waited until he completed college, whenceforth he became a businessman and lawyer.

David, however, stayed with his father on the farm his whole life t...

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