Cattle Station Jokes

A Yank walked in and started bragging.

"Ah come from Texas," he said "where everything's big. You call your stations big! In Texas, it takes a whole week to ride around my spread on a horse!"

"Shit!" exclaimed the station owner "I had a horse like that so we shot the lazy bastard."

A drover from a huge cattle station in the outback appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates asking to be let in.


"Have you ever done anything of particular merit?" St. Peter asked.


"Well, I can think of one thing," the drover offered.


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