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Car Alarm Jokes

Almost every day I hear car alarms going off around the city...

But never in my life have I seen a car wake up

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Best pick up line to impress the ladies

“Damn, are you a car alarm? Because you’re really fucking loud and annoying”

Compilation of short "jokes"

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