Captain's Log Jokes - 9 Hilarious Captain's Log Jokes

Captain's log...

...has clogged the toilet again. He really needs a change of diet.

Maintenance log, stardate 41153.7: Today I found the Captain's Log.

I must, once again, remind him to flush after he is done, and the chef to change his diet.

If they found the captain's log in Picard's bathroom, what did they find in the second officers urinal?

Data stream

It's January 2nd and the First Officer on a cruiser is looking at the Captain's Log from the previous day.

He sees "January 1st: First Officer Simpkins arrived on the bridge drunk today" and he says to the captain, "Sir, I feel this log entry is a little unfair. True, I did see the New Year in with an extra tot, but nothing out of the ordinary for the occasion, and I was well capable of carrying out my d...

Enterprise maintenance log, stardate 2259.55: Today, the main sewage system got jammed by the captain's log again.

Medical promised to recommend a change to his diet.

What did they find in the toilet in the star ship Enterprise?

The captain's log.

What does captain Picard say when he's getting frisky with a woman?

The captain's log... is ready for entry

What's Gillian McKeith's favourite part of Star Trek

Captain's Log

Hey Reddit, what are your favorite kid jokes? You know, jokes that only kids tell each other.

There are a few I remember from my childhood, for instance:

How do you catch a seal?

Drill a hole in the ice and line the opening with peas.

When he comes out to take a pea,......grab him!

What did Mr. Spock find in Jim Kirk's toilet?

Captain's Log.

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